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Level: Titanic back home search
Author(s): Bullet Ridden Monkey
total rating:0.48 Gameplay &
Puzzles		 Enemies,
Objects &
Secrets		 Atmosphere,
Sound &
Cameras		 Lighting &
Textures
afzalmiah 0 0 1 1
Aims 0 0 0 0
Anurag 0 0 0 0
bERT 0 0 1 0
Catherin 1 0 1 1
CC 0 0 0 0
Chris 0 0 0 1
Chronicles5 0 0 0 0
Cory 1 0 0 1
Daffy 0 0 0 1
Dimpfelmoser 1 0 2 1
DJ Full 1 0 0 0
Drew 0 0 1 1
Elpasodude 0 0 0 0
eTux 0 0 0 0
Ganon93 0 0 0 0
Gerty 1 0 1 1
Harry OK 0 0 3 4
Henk 1 1 1 1
Jerry 1 0 0 0
Jonson 1 0 3 1
Kristina 0 0 1 1
Lady Lara 0 0 0 2
Magnus 0 0 0 0
manarch2 0 0 0 1
MichaelP 1 0 1 1
Monika 0 0 0 0
Neso 0 0 0 10
Orbit Dream 1 0 1 1
Oxy 1 0 2 1
QRS 0 0 0 0
RaiderGirl 1 0 1 1
Sakusha 0 0 0 0
Sash 1 0 0 1
Scottie 0 0 1 3
Spike 0 0 0 1
Tombaholic 0 0 0 0
Torry 0 0 0 0
Treeble 1 0 1 1
Whistle 0 0 0 0
Yoav 1 0 1 1
category averages
(41 reviews)		 0.37 0.02 0.56 0.95

Reviewer's comments

"Well I got bored and wanted to try a level that isn't rated high so I tried this. There is just one room where you take one step and the room floods but there is no way out so poor Lara has to die there. That's it. Nothing else. The texturing wasn't good but it was better than other bad levels (no offence) I don't know anything else to say to be honest... Yeah try it if you want to but it's kind of a waste of time (once again no offence)" - afzalmiah (10-Mar-2012)

"Poor Lara. I don't think she wanted her name to be so much abused by such levels. If "My Heart Will Go On" had played I would give 2 points for sound. But not that." - manarch2 (04-Dec-2010)

"Wanna be famous? There are 2 ways, each containing 9 steps: WAY #1 a) Spend many years for building, b) texturing, c) designing gameplay, d) making an atmosphere, e) correcting sounds, f) adjusting lights, g) filling your HDD with backup projects, h) betatesting, i) then release. WAY #2 a) Watch a movie on youtube, b) Watch a second movie, c) Notice there are some free seconds between two films you just watched, d) Watch the first movie again, e) Make a joke level in free time you previously discovered, f) Watch the second movie again, g) Watch the first movie again, h) Release the level in free time which was previously used to build your level, i) Watch the second movie. BOTH WAYS WILL MAKE PEOPLE WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOUR NEXT MASTERPIECE. BUT THE SECOND WAY MUCH EASIER IS." - DJ Full (13-Jul-2010)

"Well, shit happens! Lara was once more too curious. And is caught in a room. On a sinking ship. If she does not move, she must miserably starve and die of thirst. If she moves, she drowns. What should she make in this situation? No notion. But I know what I will make now. I will write this Review, will assign so few points as possible, will than the Review send off and will play after that a new level. Over and done" - Scottie (18-Mar-2010)

"The only thing you can call a tragedy is the level itself. An earthquake and a flipmap, more not..." - Jonson (03-Aug-2009)

"Let's see what this level offers to the player: One room, one texture, one move – and a fantastic count of 36 reviews. The latter is tremendous and well worth one point." - Jerry (03-Aug-2009)

"Yes, token, I see nothing to examine, following level please!" - Daffy (27-Jul-2009)

"Just for fun -- 10 for textures. Normally score will pass from 0.40 to 0.47. What the hell I am doing..." - Neso (28-Oct-2007)

"Poor Lara, trapped in there all alone. Move a few steps forward and the room fills with water, before she drowns. On the other hand, you could just leave her where she is, but that is much less fun...sorry, did I just say fun? My mistake..." - Spike (09-Jul-2007)

"Lara died in sunken ship Titanic. No-one saved her. Though it is very odd that it was her own choice how to die - of hunger or be drowned. If timed trigger would end her, would be very realistic. Sad story." - Oxy (04-Jul-2007)

"Well, it was a little joke. Why make them? Though it followed the storyline of the titanic extremely well. Certain Death in a small room. What more can you say?" - Cory (22-Dec-2006)

"Whats the use, Laras in a room, then the screen starts shaking & wham its full of water. Happy Drowning..." - Anurag (06-Feb-2006)

"LOL! First Lara in a much smaller box than "Lara in the box"..then an earthquake and BANG, Lara in a water box...slowly drowning. What can I say? I had a good laugh though :)" - QRS (12-Dec-2005)

"LOL *biggrin*. Cool! Best is bERT's review as it's so true.
Have fun with this one second lasting "level"." - Tinka (27-Oct-2005)

"WOW! This was the greatest level I have ever played! I was just so fascinated by the moral of this tale: Lara is not immortal. A 4 by 4 square full of water can easily put her through a slow and painful death. We control her destiny, and by making just something so stupid like water appearing out of nowhere killing Lara makes me think: That didn't make Lara look so strong and brave! It just proves we can do just about anything to Lara, which can be as funny or stupid as possible and she'll never complain! :) Decent levels are fabulous, but once in a while we need a bit of a groan!;) After all, its these stupid little joke levels that gives reveiwers something to do - complain. And lets face it - everyone loves to complain about something once in a while." - Harry OK (13-Oct-2005)

“Ok a very pointless level Lara in a room a rumble and it's filled with water boo hoo you drown I like joke levels if they can make you smile a little but this was just lame.” – Aims (05-Nov-2004)

“Don’t mind me I’m just adding to my review count. Go back to your lives there’s nothing to see here.” – CC (04-Oct-2004)

“I think this level is worse than 'Lara in a Box'. There is only one texture in this level. There isn't any gameplay because Lara is stuck in a tiny room where she will drown. This level isn't funny at all. However the author probably wants to show how weak Lara really is. If you want to see that then download it.” – Sakusha (11-Apr-2004)

“I love to play joke levels but this one is not funny at all in fact it's bad.” – Yoav (08-Mar-2004)

“I know this is a joke level that's why I played it. Lara dies in what must be a storeroom in the bowels of the titanic. Shouldn't she have been in first class?” – Lady Lara (16-Dec-2003)

“This is funny and I had a good laugh. 24-03-2003” – Gerty (28-Aug-2003)

“LOL!! I love playing joke levels it's good to have a laugh. I read a few reviews of this level downloaded played and read the rest. When I read Treeble's it was even more funny than the level in the first place. It really makes you think- the joke and lower rated levels get many more reviews than the best or highest rated ones. This level was simple start in the E Deck of the titanic probably in a broom closet (albeit one with no brooms) or something (:D) and all of a sudden the room is flooded. People levels like this shouldn't be scrubbed off the list if you don't like something like this simply ignore the ‘Joke’ category of levels. I like to play them however and so do other people just for a few laughs and watching poor Lara get stuck in the lower levels of a sinking ship. No harm in that.” – Chronicles5 (30-Dec-2002)

“Yes I know why did I bother with it. Well it's simple curiocity. Of course I saw myself that this is a joke level with one very small room and a kind of earthquake as Lara makes a step further she finds herself trapped in that room with water and all that leads her to a tragic death. I have to admit all the levels that are categorized as jokes are original.” – Kristina (23-Dec-2002)

“It's a very small download and provided me with a good laugh. Is that really so bad?” – Orbit Dream (02-Dec-2002)

“Well it gets the one point for atmosphere from me because at least it's not as tedious as Titanic the Leonardo di Caprio version.” – bERT (22-Sep-2002)

“Actually I found this incredibly funny and was laughing out loud when I made the connection. As Richard Lawther pointed out it's just a pity that we have no category for originality. But what is even more amusing than the level itself is that it has 15 reviews. Nothing extraordinary but if you read the reviews you wonder why people bother. It says here: Not funny; a complete waste of time; should be scrubbed from the list etc etc. And still it has more reviews than (well to pick something at random) Egos In London: Big Church/Underground. Makes you wonder doesn't it?! It's a bit like the tabloid effect: ‘WE THINK THESE PHOTO’S SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED! SEE MORE ON PAGE THREE!’ Well I think there is room for levels like this and I'm glad the thing exists. It gave me a moment of pleasure.” – Dimpfelmoser (11-Aug-2002)

“I don’t understand why one should bother to host this ‘level’. This is not a joke but an insult. What a waste to load it. One moment in a shaking room and then watching Lara swimming around in this small room till she is breathless and dies. 1.8.2002” – Monika (01-Aug-2002)

“A little box a little tremor a little water and a little death all in a little minute!” - Sash (21-Jun-2002)

“Alright alright – another one of these joke ‘levels’ mocking the fact that nobody has as yet managed to come up with a real Titanic level. I must admit that I did have a (short) laugh at this one so if you want to see whether BRMs and my humour and yours are on the same level give it a quick try will not take you more than a minute.” – Michael (21-Jun-2002)

“A joke that is not funny. Don't bother people.” - Torry (21-Jun-2002)

“LOL! Was Lara in the lower class?” – Treeble (21-Jun-2002)

“A titanic waste of time - this level sinks to the depths and should never be raised....or downloaded for that matter.” – Tombaholic (21-Jun-2002)

“I have never seen a level that was so depressing and so funny at the same time - all 30 seconds of it!! Kate Winslet wouldn't be seen dead in THIS cabin.” – RaiderGirl (21-Jun-2002)

“Just a little flipmap that’s all.” – Magnus (21-Jun-2002)

“And this is only for the shaking and the electricity he spent on his computer.” - Henk (21-Jun-2002)

“Enough with the fake levels already!” – Elpasodude (21-Jun-2002)

“This is not a level at all a complete waste of time downloading and compiling. Should be scrubbed from the list” – Whistle (21-Jun-2002)

“I fear this level. It's -BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP . It's terrible bad boring monotonous ugly ... It was a nightmare to play this.” – Chris (21-Jun-2002)

“This level is the best ever made! Not! The 4 square room with only 1 texture must have been made on April 1st! The level starts with a rumbling then it turns into underwater. Lara doesn't swim she just hops up and down. There's no finish trigger. And her ponytail is made of inventory stuff not hair. The thing that makes this level way different from Titanic-like is that the only texture is the front to the jeep! It looks like Lara has been buried under a pile of car scrap! This level sinks to the bottom of the top list just like Titanic!” – Ganon93 (21-Jun-2002)

“This was supposed to be a joke. I'm not laughing....” – eTux (21-Jun-2002)

“This is a tragedy. A tragedy in level design because: for one it's a joke and for another it presents Lara in a helpless situation. At least give her a fair chance for survival!” – Drew Pizza (21-Jun-2002)
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